Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don’t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this
train to KualaLumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and
the game went into extra time.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Customer : ‘If I post this letter tonight, will it get to
Brighton in two days’time?’
Post Master : ‘Well it might do.’
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to London.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is
grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the field
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.
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Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Friend 1 : Where were you born ?
Friend 2 : India.
Friend 1 : India? Which part?
Friend 2 : No, the whole body.
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