I don’t know how to put this gently… OK, so, you know the Japanese? They have springtime penis festivals. I know, a little weird but pretty captivating. Probably the best known one is Kanamara Matsuri and it’s held in Kawasaki during the first week of April. It’s a loud, colorful affair with costumes, parades, special foods, and — I’m not making it up.
This Shinto spring celebration of fertility is centered around the center of a man, and I’ve heard tell of phallic see-saws, wood-carving contests, and for the foodie…
- Penis lollipops in various sizes
- Carved vegetables (look above)
- Handmade gummy candies inspired by both genders
- Mochi desserts
- Chocolate-covered bananas
Although this festival began as a prayer ritual for prostitutes, it’s now used to raise money for HIV (and to raise money from tourists). In the spirit of sexual health, Planned Parenthood and New York City’s Matsuri restaurant are bringing a taste of Kawasaki to America. On April 1st, chef Tadashi Ono is offering a one-night-stand penis-inspired menu. Here’s what’s on it:
Ginseng Up Cocktail ($12)
Get It Up Hot Pot ($23)
Big Sausage ($18) — with sea scallops and spicy cod roe
Hard Banana Cream Pie ($9) — caramelized with chocolate ice cream
And for a night cap, Planned Parenthood will be distributing free condoms.
Excuse the expression, but, would you eat it?
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